Thrills, Kills, and The Blob: LEGEND's April Film Lineup

 

As spring unfolds, the airwaves are set to sizzle with a riveting lineup of cinematic treats courtesy of TV channel LEGEND. This April, buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through action-packed thrillers, spine-chilling horrors, and cult classics as LEGEND unveils eleven channel premieres, promising an electrifying viewing experience for movie aficionados.

Leading the charge are the UK TV premieres of two adrenaline-fueled action flicks featuring the indomitable Bruce Willis. First up is "HARD KILL" (2020), where Willis stars as billionaire tech CEO Donovan Chalmers, who enlists a team of mercenaries to safeguard a piece of world-threatening technology. The stakes escalate when Chalmers' daughter is snatched by a ruthless terrorist group, setting the stage for a high-octane showdown.

Following hot on its heels is "AMERICAN SIEGE" (2021), which sees Willis donning the sheriff's hat as Ben Watts, a small-town lawman thrust into a desperate race against time to thwart a gang of thieves holding a wealthy doctor hostage. With tension simmering and action aplenty, Willis delivers a masterclass in gritty heroism.

But the adrenaline rush doesn't stop there. LEGEND is set to transport viewers into the heart of the action with a diverse array of premieres. From the dystopian dystopia of "DEATH RACE 2000" (1975), where contestants vie for victory by mowing down pedestrians in a brutal cross-country race, to the gritty crime drama of "VILLAIN" (2020), starring Craig Fairbrass as a former convict drawn back into the criminal underworld, the lineup promises edge-of-your-seat thrills at every turn.

For those with a taste for the supernatural, LEGEND has unearthed some spine-tingling gems. Sink your teeth into "THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA" (1973), the eighth installment in Hammer's Dracula series, featuring the iconic Christopher Lee in his final outing as the legendary vampire. Or why not delve into the surreal horrors of "BEWARE! THE BLOB" (1972), a quirky sequel to the cult classic creature feature that sees the titular gelatinous menace wreaking havoc once more?

And let's not forget the timeless classics making their LEGEND debut. Alan J. Pakula's "THE DEVIL’S OWN" (1996), starring Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt, offers a gripping tale of loyalty and betrayal set against the backdrop of Irish-American gang warfare. Meanwhile, "A REASON TO LIVE, A REASON TO DIE" (1972), a spaghetti Western starring Telly Savalas and James Coburn, serves up a hearty dose of frontier justice as a disgraced army officer seeks redemption on the battlefield.

Rounding out the lineup is the critically acclaimed "BUTTERFLY ON A WHEEL" (2007), a tense psychological thriller starring Pierce Brosnan and Gerard Butler, which explores the lengths one man will go to save his family from a sadistic tormentor.

With a lineup this electrifying, April promises to be a month to remember for LEGEND viewers. So, grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and prepare for a cinematic journey like no other, as LEGEND delivers thrills, kills, and everything in between.

TV: Sky 148 / Virgin 149 / Freeview 41 / Freesat 137

REVIEW: Spaceman (2024 Film) - Starring Adam Sandler

 

Normally, I'd watch a film and promptly write my review. Yet, "Spaceman" was different. It lingered in my mind, prompting me to let it simmer for a few days. Unexpectedly, it left a profound impact on me, especially given its surprising source: an Adam Sandler film.

Directed by Johan Renck and penned by Colby Day, "Spaceman" is a mesmerizing fusion of retro-futuristic aesthetics, set in an alternate 1990s, and profound psychological drama against the backdrop of space exploration. Adam Sandler, in a departure from his usual roles, delivers a stunning portrayal of Czech astronaut Jakub Procházka. His raw emotional depth adds layers to Jakub's character as he embarks on a daring mission to explore the Chopra cloud beyond Jupiter, grappling with the solitude of space and his strained relationship with his wife Lenka, played with poignant sincerity by Carey Mulligan. Alongside, the haunting voice of Paul Dano breathes life into Hanuš, a telepathic extraterrestrial creature resembling a three-foot-long tarantula.

Sandler's transformative performance as Jakub stands out, shedding his comedic persona to delve into a man haunted by his past, navigating loneliness, guilt, and the consequences of his choices. The narrative unfolds non-linearly, intertwining Jakub's present struggles with glimpses of his past, unveiling layers of trauma and regret. Renck's direction creates a dreamlike ambiance, complemented by stunning visual effects that capture the awe and isolation of space. The film's retro-futuristic setting adds a unique touch, blending nostalgia with speculative futurism.

At its essence, "Spaceman" is a contemplation of human vulnerability and resilience in the face of existential challenges. Its ambiguous ending invites interpretation, sparking post-viewing discussions. While some may find the narrative ambiguity vexing, others will relish the opportunity for introspection.

In summary, "Spaceman" defies genre norms, offering a bold and immersive journey. With powerhouse performances, evocative visuals, and thematic depth, it emerges as one of the year's most compelling films. While it may not appeal to all tastes, those willing to embrace its unconventional narrative will find themselves rewarded with a profound exploration of space and the human condition.

Personally, I found "Spaceman" captivating. Sandler's performance resonated deeply, and despite Hanuš being an unconventional companion, it strangely fits. I give "Spaceman" a resounding 9 out of 10. It's a film that will linger in my thoughts for weeks to come, and that's high praise indeed.

Out now on Netflix - https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/81301595

Did you know that this film is based on Spaceman of Bohemia by Jaroslav Kalfař, which is available at https://amzn.to/3TtprvX

REVIEW: Double Blind (2024 Film) - Starring Millie Brady

 

"Double Blind," helmed by director Ian Hunt-Duffy, emerges as a gripping sci-fi thriller entwined with horror elements, plunging viewers into the harrowing aftermath of a botched drug trial.

The film's premise is as intriguing as it is chilling. The notion that sleep equals certain demise injects a palpable urgency and dread into the narrative. Set within the confines of an isolated medical facility, the claustrophobic backdrop amplifies the characters' sense of isolation and desperation.

Ian Hunt-Duffy adeptly harnesses the limited setting to ratchet up tension. The cinematography deftly captures the facility's eerie ambiance, intensifying the prevailing unease.

The cast delivers commendable performances, with Millie Brady shining in the role of Claire. Pollyanna McIntosh exudes menace as Dr. Burke, adding an extra layer of tension to the already fraught scenario. While character depth may be lacking, the actors imbue their roles with enough nuance to keep audiences captivated.

The film maintains an unrelenting pace, keeping viewers teetering on the edge of their seats as the tension mounts. The specter of impending doom looms over each scene, propelling the characters to desperate measures in their struggle to stave off sleep and survive.

"Double Blind" earns praise for its innovative premise and striking visual flair. The fusion of suspense and body horror elements enriches the narrative, elevating it beyond a conventional thriller. While the plot may veer into predictability, particularly after the initial act, it still delivers ample twists and turns to hold audience interest.

Despite its strengths, "Double Blind" isn't immune to criticism. Character development remains somewhat shallow, and the 90-minute runtime feels stretched, suggesting potential for trimming to maintain a tighter pace without sacrificing narrative depth.

Overall, "Double Blind" stands as a commendable endeavor, fulfilling its promise of tension and suspense. While not flawless, it offers a compelling cinematic experience guaranteed to keep viewers on edge. With its inventive premise and strong direction, it heralds a promising debut for Ian Hunt-Duffy and screenwriter Darach McGarrigle. I'd assign "Double Blind" a respectable score of 7 out of 10, recommending it to aficionados of sci-fi thrillers and horror aficionados alike.

Out now on digital at

Apple TV - https://apple.co/49DMtFQ

REVIEW: Lisa Frankenstein (2024 Film) - Starring Kathryn Newton

 

"Lisa Frankenstein" takes viewers on an exhilarating journey through horror and hilarity, masterfully crafted by Diablo Cody and Zelda Williams. Set in the nostalgic 1980s, the film follows Lisa, a teenage girl grappling with her mother's tragic death, and her unconventional romantic interest, the reanimated Victorian-era corpse known as the Creature.

The film excels in seamlessly blending horror and comedy, from the whimsically eerie circumstances of the Creature's resurrection to the sharp and witty dialogues sprinkled throughout. Kathryn Newton's performance as Lisa adds a captivating presence, while Cole Sprouse and Liza Soberano deliver solid supporting roles.

Despite its campy humor and nostalgic charm, "Lisa Frankenstein" occasionally stumbles with pacing issues and a disjointed narrative. Yet, its colorful visuals, clever humor, and memorable characters ensure an entertaining experience. While not flawless, it's a delightful homage to classic horror with a fresh twist.

In conclusion, "Lisa Frankenstein" offers a nostalgic and entertaining ride through 1980s horror comedies, filled with laughs and thrills. Despite its imperfections, its charm and creativity warrant a watch, earning it a solid 8 out of 10.

Out on Apple TV now at - https://apple.co/3STtbVY

COMPETITION: Win Green Room on Blu-ray

The brand-new Limited Edition release of Green Room will be music to your fears, as Second Sight Films gives acclaimed director Jeremy Saulnier’s (Blue Ruin) hit horror the physical release it deserves on 18 March 2024, standard editions will also be available.

And to celebrate we have a great competition and 2 copies on Standard Blu-ray to give away.

Synopsis

In a masterclass in casting, national treasure Patrick Stewart gives an outstandingly terrifying turn as a sadistic neo-Nazi and stars alongside stellar cast, the late Anton Yelchin (Star Trek, Hearts in Atlanta), Imogen Poots (Vivarium, 28 Weeks Later) Alia Shawkat (Arrested Development, Whip It), Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders, Skins) and Callum Turner (War & Peace, Victor Frankenstein), who all give unwavering performances. This, accompanied by a stomping soundtrack and a bucket load of bloody violence makes for ‘A debilitating, white-knuckled thrill fest’ says Starburst Magazine.

Struggling punk band Ain't Rights are in the Pacific Northwest for a gig, but when it’s cancelled, Pat, Sam, Reece and Tiger must find another way of making the money that they desperately need. When an opportunity for a show in the sticks arises, they can’t say no… but what the hell have they walked into?

The venue turns out to be a neo-Nazi bar… and when the band witness a brutal murder, things quickly spiral out of control and they find themselves trapped in the green room, with little chance of escape…  Forced to fight for survival using anything and everything at their disposal, can they make it out alive?

Take your seat in the Green Room for a ‘Brutal, vicious, cerebral and expertly acted movie that will get your heart thumping, and your adrenaline rushing’ (Film Threat).

 

Pre-order on Amazon at https://amzn.to/49NLiDU

Enter now for a chance to win.

COMPETITION CLOSED

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1. Closing date 25-03-24

2. No alternative prize is available

3. When the competition ends as indicated on this page, any and all entries received after this point will not count and emails blacklisted due to not checking this page first.

4. Winners will be chosen randomly and will be informed via email.

5. Entries that come directly from other websites will not be accepted.

COMPETITION: Win Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor on Blu-ray

Visionary director Brandon Cronenberg's ‘terrifying sci-fi horror freak-out’ (The Guardian) Possessor garnered international acclaim on its 2020 release from critics and audiences alike and now, masters in the field, Second Sight Films work their magic with a brand-new Limited Dual Edition 4K UHD/Blu -ray Box set due for release alongside Standard Edition releases on 4K UHD and Blu-ray, on 18 March 2024.

And to celebrate we have a great competition and 2 copies on Standard Blu-ray to give away.

Synopsis

On the surface Tasya Vos (Andrea Riseborough – Mandy, Nocturnal Animals, Birdman) appears to be a regular woman with a son and husband waiting for her at home when she returns from her ‘business’ trips. But there’s more to her than meets the eye… As an elite corporate assassin, Tasya takes control of other people's bodies using brain implant technology to execute high-profile targets. With each hit comes a stronger lust for blood, and her newfound thirst for killing throws the whole operation into jeopardy.

Described as ‘One of the best and smartest films of the decade’ by New Scientist and with a spellbinding turn from Riseborough, alongside stand-out performances from co-stars Christopher Abbott, Sean Bean, Jennifer Jason Lee and Tuppence Middleton, prepare for an ultra-violent, mind-blowing experience, like nothing you’ve seen before.

You’re guaranteed to be possessed by Possessor – so make sure you get your hands on this ultimate release.

 

Pre-order on Amazon at https://amzn.to/48X5JNK

Enter now for a chance to win.

COMPETITION CLOSED

Quick Terms and conditions - For full T&C click here

1. Closing date 25-03-24

2. No alternative prize is available

3. When the competition ends as indicated on this page, any and all entries received after this point will not count and emails blacklisted due to not checking this page first.

4. Winners will be chosen randomly and will be informed via email.

5. Entries that come directly from other websites will not be accepted.